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admin — Wed, 28 Sep 2011 09:23:03 +0000

This is cheating!!! :(

admin — Tue, 27 Sep 2011 07:52:07 +0000

Chennai to Bangalore = 350 kms
Bangalore to Chennai = 350 kms

Ground Floor to 15th Floor = 15 floors
15th Floor to Ground Floor = 15 floors

Monday to Sunday = 6 days
Sunday to Monday = 1 day

This is cheating!!!

$2 Hearing Aid

admin — Mon, 26 Sep 2011 19:19:35 +0000

After months of gentle urging from his wife, a man finally had to admit he needed a hearing aid.
The audiologist confirmed it. “How much do they cost?” he asked her.
“As you might expect,” she said, “There’s quite a wide range. They run from $2.00 to $2,000.”
“Wow, the low end is lower than I would have ever guessed!” he said. “Let’s see the $2.00 model.”

The woman gave a knowing nod, and pulled it out of the closest drawer. “You just stick this button in your ear and run this little string down to your pocket,” she said.

“How does it work?” the man asked.

“Oh now, come on! For $2.00 it doesn’t work!” she said.

“I don’t understand,” the man said, but the woman had heard that before.

“When people see it on you,” she said, “they know to talk louder.”

Manmohan Singam

admin — Mon, 25 Jul 2011 18:24:06 +0000

Yell yell bee

admin — Tue, 21 Jun 2011 17:47:10 +0000

What degree did the mallu get after completing law college?

Yell yell bee

The Amazing Family Tradition

admin — Tue, 24 May 2011 02:19:44 +0000

All of his life George from Cape Breton had heard stories of an amazing family tradition. It seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 21st birthday. On that day, they’d walk across the lake to the boat club for their first legal drink.

So when George’s 21st birthday came around, he and his pal Corky took a boat out to the middle of the lake. George stepped out of the boat and nearly drowned! Corky just managed to pull him to safety.

Furious and confused, George went to see his grandmother. “Grandma, it’s my 21st birthday, so why can’t I walk across the lake like my father, his father, and his father before him?”

Granny looked into George’s eyes and said, “Because your father, grandfather and great grandfather were born in the winter, you were born in the summer.”

Tarzan Commuting to Work

admin — Wed, 04 May 2011 11:48:01 +0000

Difference Between Complete & Finish…

admin — Wed, 04 May 2011 05:57:53 +0000

People say there is no difference between COMPLETE & FINISH…

But there is.

When you marry the right one, you are COMPLETE….

And when you marry the wrong one, you are FINISHED….. ! ! ! ! !

And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are …
COMPLETELY FINISHED !

Facebook Profiles Girl Vs Guy

admin — Mon, 02 May 2011 06:41:32 +0000

Facebook Profiles Girl Vs Guy

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admin — Sun, 01 May 2011 08:48:58 +0000

നവാസിന്റെ സാമൂഹികപാഠം പരീക്ഷ പേപ്പര്‍