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28-Sep-11This is cheating!!! :(
27-Sep-11$2 Hearing Aid
27-Sep-11After months of gentle urging from his wife, a man finally had to admit he needed a hearing aid.
The audiologist confirmed it. “How much do they cost?” he asked her.
“As you might expect,” she said, “There’s quite a wide range. They run from $2.00 to $2,000.”
“Wow, the low end is lower than I would have ever guessed!” he said. “Let’s see the $2.00 model.”
The woman gave a knowing nod, and pulled it out of the closest drawer. “You just stick this button in your ear and run this little string down to your pocket,” she said.
“How does it work?” the man asked.
“Oh now, come on! For $2.00 it doesn’t work!” she said.
“I don’t understand,” the man said, but the woman had heard that before.
“When people see it on you,” she said, “they know to talk louder.”
Manmohan Singam
25-Jul-11Yell yell bee
21-Jun-11The Amazing Family Tradition
24-May-11All of his life George from Cape Breton had heard stories of an amazing family tradition. It seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 21st birthday. On that day, they’d walk across the lake to the boat club for their first legal drink.
So when George’s 21st birthday came around, he and his pal Corky took a boat out to the middle of the lake. George stepped out of the boat and nearly drowned! Corky just managed to pull him to safety.
Furious and confused, George went to see his grandmother. “Grandma, it’s my 21st birthday, so why can’t I walk across the lake like my father, his father, and his father before him?”
Granny looked into George’s eyes and said, “Because your father, grandfather and great grandfather were born in the winter, you were born in the summer.”





