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What do you call a fly with no wings?
A “walk”
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Two scientists walked into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.
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One day Tintumon came to school late.
Tintumon : Excuse me, May I come in Teacher?
Teacher : Wait please..
Tintumon : 25 kg.